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Persian/farsi joke
A Polish man moved to USA and married an American girl. 
Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well until one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him. 
 
The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the Circumstances, and asked him the following questions: 
 
L: Have you any grounds? 
 
P: Yes, an acre and half and nice little home. 
 
L: No, I mean what is the foundation of this case? 
 
P: It made of concrete. 
 
L: I don't think you understand. 
    Does either of you  have a real grudge? 
 
P: No, we have carport, and not need one. 
 
L: I mean.  What are your relations like? 
 
P: All my relations still in  Poland   
 
L: Is there any infidelity in your marriage? 
 
P: We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player. 
 
L: Does your wife beat you up? 
 
P: No, I always up before her. 
 
L: Is your wife a nagger? 
 
P: No, she white. 
 
L: Why do you want this divorce? 
 
P: She going to kill me. 
 
L: What makes you think that? 
 
P: I got proof. 
 
L: What kind of proof? 

P: She going to poison me. 

   She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom. 

   I can read, and it say:   'Polish Remover'